but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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