Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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