so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
How's work?
Spinning.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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