If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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