if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
