I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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