She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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