oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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