About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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