do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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