Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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