Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
