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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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