And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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