its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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