i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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