I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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