if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Naked Twister starts at high noon
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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