have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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