Non-Jews are for practice
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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