How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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