? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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