Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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