the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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