one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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