Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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