He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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