need another drink. this is the easiest way
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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