Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
What a dumb baby whore.
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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