Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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