I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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