Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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