You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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