my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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