She said her name was "party"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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