i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize
