I'm gonna have a badass scar
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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