is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just cropdusted the office
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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