She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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