I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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