You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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