i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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