My sheets look like a crime scene.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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