guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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