well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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