Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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