I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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