ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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