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I regularly think about how cool your nickname is

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(818): I regularly think about how cool your nickname is http://tfl.nu/glb5

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that was a gay-test. you passed.

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with flying rainbow colors i hope!

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(562): that was a gay-test. you passed. (1-562): with flying rainbow colors i hope! http://tfl.nu/yxlu

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Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.

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(773): Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success. http://tfl.nu/jhei

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(518): View more from New York

just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her

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(518): just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her http://tfl.nu/hb22

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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?

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(270): I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea? http://tfl.nu/h6xa

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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.

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(425): I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to. http://tfl.nu/l558

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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.

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(870): I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car. http://tfl.nu/7djn

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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?

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(603): just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why? http://tfl.nu/6teb

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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties

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(731): He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties http://tfl.nu/51c2

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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP

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(205): i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP http://tfl.nu/52p4

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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"

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(770): After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me" http://tfl.nu/acul

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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...

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(850): I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away... http://tfl.nu/luji

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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter

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(404): So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter http://tfl.nu/fadw

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(716): View more from New York

Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.

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(716): Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly. http://tfl.nu/tse2

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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.

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Who is this?!????

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That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.

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(518): That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook. (315): Who is this?!???? (518): That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger. http://tfl.nu/487m

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