I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!