Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.