and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.