you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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