How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
