Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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