you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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