I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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