the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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