you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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