Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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